-I overslept
-literally had to run to class
-was one minute late, so I had to do the walk of shame to the front of the class to get the one empty seat
-forgot my water bottle at my apartment, so I got dehydrated at work
-forgot to return my library books before work, so I had to walk home during my break instead of eating lunch
-forgot my umbrella, and because it started pouring rain JUST as I left, I had to run from building overhang to building overhang on the way home from work
And the kicker: on the way home I literally stepped in dog poo that someone left in the middle of the road.
?!?!
The good news: I got home that night, fell into bed, and went to sleep with the comforting knowledge that the next day could not POSSIBLY be worse than the day I just completed. And I was right.
